Sunday, November 25, 2007
michelleAZNgrrl42: there these miu miu s and they have like theose little flowers at the aend of themn
michelleAZNgrrl42: so cuuutte
michelleAZNgrrl42: hella expensice tho but i can afford it
michelleAZNgrrl42: im makin MAD money from banner ads
michelleAZNgrrl42: who would ahve thought blogging would b so prophetable
michelleAZNgrrl42: profitable lol
michelleAZNgrrl42: u know what i mean?
VampireJMcCarthy: I suppose
michelleAZNgrrl42: OH also i bought this cute lil black gucci purse
michelleAZNgrrl42: i already havce like 5 but u can never have 2 many u know??
VampireJMcCarthy: That sounds great
michelleAZNgrrl42: also these really sexy blak lingerie from victorias secreat
michelleAZNgrrl42: but OMG u know what happpened???
michelleAZNgrrl42: teh checkout bitch @ victorias secret!!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: shes alls like "hey arent you michelle malkin" and im like yeah thats me
michelleAZNgrrl42: and she just like scoffs like some stuck-up little bitch
VampireJMcCarthy: I see...
michelleAZNgrrl42: i mean just her tone was liek "ugh i cant believe im sharing thea same airspace with COMMIN PPL"
michelleAZNgrrl42: prolly sdome feminsit who reads huffintin post or whatever lol
michelleAZNgrrl42: so what did u buy for black friday>???
michelleAZNgrrl42: black friday u know???
michelleAZNgrrl42: biggets freakin shopping day of the year???/?
VampireJMcCarthy: Ive never heard of it
michelleAZNgrrl42: ur totally missin out
michelleAZNgrrl42: do they not have blak friday in ur country or somwthing
VampireJMcCarthy: I don't relaly do much shopping to be honest
michelleAZNgrrl42: hey u never really told me where u live newayz
michelleAZNgrrl42: well tell u what joe
michelleAZNgrrl42: next year im going 2 take u sjopping 4 sure
VampireJMcCarthy: that sounds great and all but
michelleAZNgrrl42: oh right the sunlight thing!!!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: im so sorry joe i totally 4got
michelleAZNgrrl42: well im sure theres like a target or something close by thats open at night
Friday, November 23, 2007
Probably should have frozen it
current mood: sick
current music: the byrds - mr. spaceman
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Get a Cash Advance
This is bullshit
Thursday, October 11, 2007
republichick69: something they can put up in 24 pt. bold headline text
republichick69: even when people are trying to do something positive 4 soceity
republichick69: all i was trtying to say was that there are just so many problems in the world today
republichick69: and maybe, u know, maybe we can get rid of some of those problems and make society a better place with eugenics
republichick69: if we perfect the human race we can create the perfect society
republichick69: i mean thats just logic rite
VampireJMcCarthy: i guess
republichick69: but of course the media just blows it up to "ANN COULTER SAYS JEWS NEED TO BE PERFECTED"
republichick69: typical jew-run media
Sunday, September 30, 2007
I'm not a fan of Dan Rather. He's a Murrow protege. He's the former patriarch of the Liberal Media. His infamous outser was proof that the blogosphere can take on the media, planting the seeds for our inevitable violent overthrow of the MSM. And so I wish I could share in the schadenfreude of my Republican comrades in laughing at Gunga Dan embarrassing himself on a national scale by suing CBS in some sort of desperate plea for attention. But I just can't. In fact I somewhat sympathetic for the guy, and as a conservative, I didn't even know I could feel sympathy. Those CBS News guys can be real tough bastards. They will chew you up and spit you out and suddenly the whole public's against you. They'll invite you on, give you some coffee, but make no mistake: they will go after you. Seriously, don't fuck with CBS.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Those shameful, extremist moontards over at MoveOn.com have done it again. This time, they've made a pun out of 50-star General Petraeus's name. YOU HIPPIES WILL PAY FOR THIS.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Brought back good memories.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Kind of freaking out. Haven't had any visitors in about four years. I'm going to have to clean up this dump. Fuck fuck fuck.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Welp. Looks like Mitt Romney won the Iowa Straw Poll. Everyone else might as well just drop out now. Time to pack it all in. Election 2008 has been decided.
Labels: Election 2008
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Sergio Aragones, this is NOT FUNNY. You just made the list.
Labels: anti-vampire bias
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Holy shit. You have to read this to believe it.
Wall Street Journal:
Bloggers Consider Forming Labor Union
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A loosely formed coalition of left-leaning bloggers are trying to band together to form a labor union they hope will help them receive health insurance, conduct collective bargaining or even set professional standards.
The effort is an extension of the blogosphere's growing power and presence, especially within the political realm, and for many, evokes memories of the early labor organization of freelance writers in the early 1980s.
Organizers hope a bloggers' labor group will not only showcase the growing professionalism of the Web-based ...
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The moontards actually think that they should be getting money for typing up "BU$H SUCKS!!!!" on their little MacintoshBooks. You want healthcare? Then get a real job, you hippies. Stop leeching off the welfare state. And just how in God's name are you going to determine who qualifies? The people with the most pageviews? The most trackbacks? The most words? Any retard with fingers could become a blogger. Maybe that's their plan. Maybe they're trying to enact socialism. Just give everybody free money. Make the economy go kablooey. I'm dying over here, folks.
Monday, August 06, 2007
current mood: angry
current music: the carpenters - please mr. postman
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Lieberman, the Democrats’ 2000 vice presidential nominee, insists he is not actively considering joining the Republican Party. But he is keeping that possibility wide open as his disenchantment grows with Democratic leaders. The main sticking points are their attempts to end the war in Iraq and their hesitation to take a harder line against Iran.
Look, Joe. It's cute how you think you're so gosh darn important that the Democrats are going to do anything to keep you from becoming a Republican, like you're the prettiest girl at the ball and all the football players want to dance with you. But seriously: nobody cares. You're not even a Democrat anymore. The only reason the Republicans liked you was because they could point at you and say, "Why can't you Democrats be more like Joe here???" You have more in common with the Republican Party than friggin' Ron Paul, so either sign up for the GOP or take your Droopy Dog-sounding ass back to Connecticut. You're embarrassing yourself.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
current mood: smug
current music: flaming lips - yoshimi battles the pink robots pt. 2
Monday, July 09, 2007
Except by CNN I mean a Czechoslovakian public access channel
And by appearing on I mean calling in (it's a call-in show)
And by calling in I mean talking to my TV
Labels: TV appearances
Friday, July 06, 2007
So apparently the "DC Madam" is going to start naming names and thereby in the process destroying thousands of people's lives and careers. Am I the only one who finds this abhorrent, sensationalistic, and downright morally disgusting?
current mood: morally outraged
current music: toby keith - high maintenance woman
Monday, July 02, 2007
In Nixon's day, his men proudly and patriotically took their punishment like men. G. Gordon Liddy served 4 and half years behind bars. E. Howard Hunt got about 3 years. Even Haldeman got 18 months. They were fine men who served their time with honor and distinction. They took a bullet for their country.
That's the Bush Administration for you. Not even the fall guys take the fall.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
current mood: elated
current music: everclear - wonderful
Thursday, June 28, 2007
republichick69: people just can't take jokes nowadays
republichick69: just because i said i hope john edwards dies in a terrorist attack doenst mean i actually meant it
republichick69: pretty much everything i say is a joke that the media takes way too seriously
republichick69: except for wanting mcveigh to blow up the new york times
republichick69: that i totally meant