Vampire Joe McCarthy's Blog

black friday

2007-11-25T02:41:00.000Z

michelleAZNgrrl42: omg joe i just bought like the cuterst shoes EVER!!!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: there these miu miu s and they have like theose little flowers at the aend of themn
michelleAZNgrrl42: so cuuutte
michelleAZNgrrl42: hella expensice tho but i can afford it
michelleAZNgrrl42: im makin MAD money from banner ads
michelleAZNgrrl42: who would ahve thought blogging would b so prophetable
michelleAZNgrrl42: profitable lol
michelleAZNgrrl42: whatevs
michelleAZNgrrl42: u know what i mean?
VampireJMcCarthy: I suppose
michelleAZNgrrl42: OH also i bought this cute lil black gucci purse
michelleAZNgrrl42: i already havce like 5 but u can never have 2 many u know??
VampireJMcCarthy: That sounds great
michelleAZNgrrl42: also these really sexy blak lingerie from victorias secreat
michelleAZNgrrl42: :D
michelleAZNgrrl42: but OMG u know what happpened???
VampireJMcCarthy: what?
michelleAZNgrrl42: teh checkout bitch @ victorias secret!!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: shes alls like "hey arent you michelle malkin" and im like yeah thats me
michelleAZNgrrl42: and she just like scoffs like some stuck-up little bitch
VampireJMcCarthy: I see...
michelleAZNgrrl42: i mean just her tone was liek "ugh i cant believe im sharing thea same airspace with COMMIN PPL"
michelleAZNgrrl42: prolly sdome feminsit who reads huffintin post or whatever lol
michelleAZNgrrl42: whatevs
michelleAZNgrrl42: so what did u buy for black friday>???
VampireJMcCarthy: ?
michelleAZNgrrl42: black friday u know???
michelleAZNgrrl42: biggets freakin shopping day of the year???/?
VampireJMcCarthy: Ive never heard of it
michelleAZNgrrl42: OMG!!!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: !!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: ur totally missin out
michelleAZNgrrl42: do they not have blak friday in ur country or somwthing
VampireJMcCarthy: I don't relaly do much shopping to be honest
michelleAZNgrrl42: hey u never really told me where u live newayz
VampireJMcCarthy: *really
michelleAZNgrrl42: well tell u what joe
michelleAZNgrrl42: next year im going 2 take u sjopping 4 sure
VampireJMcCarthy: that sounds great and all but
michelleAZNgrrl42: oh right the sunlight thing!!!!
michelleAZNgrrl42: im so sorry joe i totally 4got
michelleAZNgrrl42: well im sure theres like a target or something close by thats open at night

thanksgiving

2007-11-23T22:14:00.001Z

The Swanson Hungry Man turkey tv dinner I'd been saving up all year didn't taste so good

Probably should have frozen it

current mood: sick
current music: the byrds - mr. spaceman

reading level

2007-11-18T04:22:00.001Z

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This is bullshit

perfection

2007-10-11T20:55:00.000Z

republichick69: the problem with the media is that theyre always lookin 4 a big story
republichick69: something they can put up in 24 pt. bold headline text
VampireJMcCarthy: yeah
republichick69: even when people are trying to do something positive 4 soceity
VampireJMcCarthy: exactly
republichick69: all i was trtying to say was that there are just so many problems in the world today
republichick69: and maybe, u know, maybe we can get rid of some of those problems and make society a better place with eugenics
republichick69: if we perfect the human race we can create the perfect society
republichick69: i mean thats just logic rite
VampireJMcCarthy: i guess
republichick69: but of course the media just blows it up to "ANN COULTER SAYS JEWS NEED TO BE PERFECTED"
republichick69: typical jew-run media

See It Now

2007-09-30T04:46:00.000Z

I'm not a fan of Dan Rather. He's a Murrow protege. He's the former patriarch of the Liberal Media. His infamous outser was proof that the blogosphere can take on the media, planting the seeds for our inevitable violent overthrow of the MSM. And so I wish I could share in the schadenfreude of my Republican comrades in laughing at Gunga Dan embarrassing himself on a national scale by suing CBS in some sort of desperate plea for attention. But I just can't. In fact I somewhat sympathetic for the guy, and as a conservative, I didn't even know I could feel sympathy. Those CBS News guys can be real tough bastards. They will chew you up and spit you out and suddenly the whole public's against you. They'll invite you on, give you some coffee, but make no mistake: they will go after you. Seriously, don't fuck with CBS.

progressive pundits

2007-09-15T02:12:00.000Z

Those shameful, extremist moontards over at MoveOn.com have done it again. This time, they've made a pun out of 50-star General Petraeus's name. YOU HIPPIES WILL PAY FOR THIS.

The Bite of the Watchdog

2007-08-30T03:43:00.000Z

Well as you'd expect the Mainstream Media's got their teeth bared out and they're out for the blood of anyone who has an "R" by their name. Their latest victim: Senator Larry Craig, who's getting a public flagging just because a thoughtpolice officer misinterpreted his toe tapping for some sort of gay code. Hrmph. I don't remember the media being this vicious when Clinton was getting it on with every girl scout who entered the White House.

headshot

2007-08-22T21:53:00.000Z

Found this when I was cleaning my library, dated '52.

Brought back good memories.

visitor

2007-08-15T23:35:00.000Z

Oh fuck. Karl Rove said he's coming over to visit in a few weeks. I don't know how he found the location of the castle, I'm pretty sure Google Maps doesn't cover this region of Europe.

Kind of freaking out. Haven't had any visitors in about four years. I'm going to have to clean up this dump. Fuck fuck fuck.

Welp.

2007-08-13T02:18:00.000Z

Welp. Looks like Mitt Romney won the Iowa Straw Poll. Everyone else might as well just drop out now. Time to pack it all in. Election 2008 has been decided.

sergio aragones

2007-08-12T01:40:00.000Z

Sergio Aragones, this is NOT FUNNY. You just made the list.

bloggers and unions

2007-08-08T02:08:00.000Z

Holy shit. You have to read this to believe it.

Wall Street Journal:

Bloggers Consider Forming Labor Union
ASSOCIATED PRESS
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A loosely formed coalition of left-leaning bloggers are trying to band together to form a labor union they hope will help them receive health insurance, conduct collective bargaining or even set professional standards.

The effort is an extension of the blogosphere's growing power and presence, especially within the political realm, and for many, evokes memories of the early labor organization of freelance writers in the early 1980s.

Organizers hope a bloggers' labor group will not only showcase the growing professionalism of the Web-based ...

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The moontards actually think that they should be getting money for typing up "BU$H SUCKS!!!!" on their little MacintoshBooks. You want healthcare? Then get a real job, you hippies. Stop leeching off the welfare state. And just how in God's name are you going to determine who qualifies? The people with the most pageviews? The most trackbacks? The most words? Any retard with fingers could become a blogger. Maybe that's their plan. Maybe they're trying to enact socialism. Just give everybody free money. Make the economy go kablooey. I'm dying over here, folks.

e-mail

2007-08-06T02:41:00.000Z

Oh my god. Sometimes I forget have e-mail (jmccarthy@rubbercat.net, ladies) and today I decided to take a lil' peekaboo into the ol' inbox, and what do I find? 294 damn new messages. I'm trying to go through them all. So far most of it is spam; look, if your e-mail is qnverglwl@qnvergdgggtq.com or whatever the hell, I don't want to read your message so take me off your damn list or whatever. At least get an address that sounds it belongs to an actual person. Jesus. That's it, I'm going back to paper mail.

current mood: angry
current music: the carpenters - please mr. postman

Lieberman

2007-08-01T01:11:00.000Z

TheHill.com:

Lieberman, the Democrats’ 2000 vice presidential nominee, insists he is not actively considering joining the Republican Party. But he is keeping that possibility wide open as his disenchantment grows with Democratic leaders. The main sticking points are their attempts to end the war in Iraq and their hesitation to take a harder line against Iran.

Look, Joe. It's cute how you think you're so gosh darn important that the Democrats are going to do anything to keep you from becoming a Republican, like you're the prettiest girl at the ball and all the football players want to dance with you. But seriously: nobody cares. You're not even a Democrat anymore. The only reason the Republicans liked you was because they could point at you and say, "Why can't you Democrats be more like Joe here???" You have more in common with the Republican Party than friggin' Ron Paul, so either sign up for the GOP or take your Droopy Dog-sounding ass back to Connecticut. You're embarrassing yourself.

2007-07-29T00:01:00.000Z

So Bill O's going all Rambo on the moontards over at the Daily Kos and they fight back the only way they know how, by sending a bunch of whiny e-mails to his advertisers. I didn't think there could be a rivalry lamer than that Donald Trump/Rosie O'Donnell catfight, but there you go.

current mood: smug
current music: flaming lips - yoshimi battles the pink robots pt. 2

I'm going to be appearing on CNN later today at 10:30 pm

2007-07-09T02:52:00.000Z

I'm going to be appearing on CNN later today at 10:30 pm

Except by CNN I mean a Czechoslovakian public access channel

And by appearing on I mean calling in (it's a call-in show)

And by calling in I mean talking to my TV

dc madam

2007-07-06T02:16:00.000Z

So apparently the "DC Madam" is going to start naming names and thereby in the process destroying thousands of people's lives and careers. Am I the only one who finds this abhorrent, sensationalistic, and downright morally disgusting?

current mood: morally outraged
current music: toby keith - high maintenance woman

scooting out of prison

2007-07-02T23:06:00.000Z

Bush commuted Scooter Libby's prison sentence today.

In Nixon's day, his men proudly and patriotically took their punishment like men. G. Gordon Liddy served 4 and half years behind bars. E. Howard Hunt got about 3 years. Even Haldeman got 18 months. They were fine men who served their time with honor and distinction. They took a bullet for their country.

That's the Bush Administration for you. Not even the fall guys take the fall.

2007-06-30T03:06:00.001Z

The Democrats are going to nominate either a black man, a woman, or a gay man. We've got this one locked up.

current mood: elated
current music: everclear - wonderful

jokes

2007-06-28T01:56:00.000Z

republichick69: honestly
republichick69: people just can't take jokes nowadays
republichick69: just because i said i hope john edwards dies in a terrorist attack doenst mean i actually meant it
republichick69: pretty much everything i say is a joke that the media takes way too seriously
republichick69: except for wanting mcveigh to blow up the new york times
republichick69: that i totally meant

Washington Post gets it right, for once

2007-06-21T03:26:00.000Z

It's not often that I find myself agreeing with the Bernsteins over at the Washington Post, but columnist Charles Krauthammer is right on the money when he says that conservative blogs are “more analytical and restrained” while “the more liberal blogs are a lot more pungent and profane." See, while the moontards are content to screech and whine about the big bad Bush Administration, we conservative bloggers discuss the important issues that concern the world as well as the fallacies of the mainstream media in a rational, civilized manner.

2007-06-20T23:41:00.000Z

Cold in castle. So lonely.

Do you Yahoo? I do.

2007-06-19T03:19:00.000Z

Is it weird to feel bad for a faceless corporation? Because I kind of feel a little sorry for Yahoo!, whose CEO just resigned. Switching my default search engine in Firefox to Yahoo! for a while. Together we shall overcome.

Edit: What the frig? Whatever, Blogger.

republican debate thoughts

2007-06-07T04:11:00.000Z

After watching the first two Republican debates, I have to say that I'm heavily leaning towards Tancredo. There's just something about scapegoating a group of people for all of America's problems that just makes me salivate like one of Pavlov's bats.

jokerman

2007-06-02T00:19:00.000Z

Some joker seemed to think it would be funny to nail my coffin shut whilst I was sleeping.

current mood: angry

current music: wham! - wake me up before you go-go