Vampire Joe McCarthy's Blog

Well it's Halloween and no kids are coming to the door. I bought nine dollars' worth of candy, too. Frickin' kids.

I called Ashcroft again earlier to wish him Happy Halloween and he asked who it was and I told him and he goes "I don't know anyone by that name" then he hung up. What a jerk!

Also, this news piece from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer caught my eye.

Vampire killing kit sells for $12,000

NEW YORK -- Just in time for Halloween, a vampire-killing kit complete with a wooden stake and 10 silver bullets sold for $12,000 at auction Thursday.

The kit, a walnut box that also contained a crucifix, a pistol, a rosary and vessels for garlic powder and various serums, was bought by an anonymous phone bidder.

According to Sotheby's, some experts believe that such kits were commonly available to travelers in Eastern Europe in the 18th and 19th centuries, while others think the kits were made in the early 20th century, possibly to cash in on interest in vampires sparked by the 1897 publication of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

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A label on the kit says: "This box contains the items considered necessary for persons who travel into certain little known countries of Eastern Europe where the populace are plagued with a particular manifestation of evil known as Vampires."

Once again, more anti-vampire bias from the left-wing, Communist media.

So, my old friend and former Chief Counsel Roy Cohn came over to visit yesterday night -- first visitor in years. We were just sitting on the couch, catching up on old times, and then... something came over me.. I can assure you that I was in a trance or something. Next thing I know, my fangs are in his neck and he's screaming at me to let go. So I did, and there's this long silence as Roy stares at me, trying not to cry. Always the gentleman, I try apologizing but he mumbles something about having to go and think about things and he starts to leave. I call after him, yelling "Roy! Roy!" but it's no good and soon I hear the chamber doors open and close as he leaves the castle and drives off in his Mercedes. I'm just so ashamed of myself. At long last, have I no sense of decency?

I was bored today so I made a collage of myself.

P.S. I beat my highest score in Solitaire earlier tonight!

From: acoulter@anncoulter.org
To: jmccarthy@rubbercat.net
Subject: hey joe ;-)

hey joe - it's ann again. i tried calling but i think you disconnected the phone or something. whatever. listen, i was thinking - i'll be visiting your country on my book tour soon, and since i'll be in town, hows about we meet up for coffee or something? ;-) i'd love to talk with you. maybe you'd like to help co-write a book with me? anyway, gotta go. talk to you soon! ;-)

love,
ann
xoxoxoxoxo

Crazy bitch won't leave me alone.