Sunday, June 13, 2004

There are cobwebs everywhere. I would clean them up, but they're just going to come back, so why even bother? Point of order, I always say.

Some villagers tried to erect a giant cross in front of my castle, but luckily lightning hit it and it burned to the ground.

Van Helsing is nothing but lies; I wouldn't waste money on it if I were you.

Saturday, June 05, 2004

He's fighting Communists in heaven now

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