Sunday, March 21, 2004

I threw out some very moldy cheese today. I do not know what I shall do with this new block of cheese I purchased. Perhaps I shall use some in a sandwich.

current mood: pensive

current music: funeral march

Thursday, March 18, 2004


current mood: HUNGOVER

current music: danny boy

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

imm smso drunjk whwya diddnt youn tmelle mmwemwem youn awere a aghost

current mood: drunk;;;

current music: blalagagg

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

I am sad. I think I will just sit in my room and count the floorboards tonight.

current mood: sad

current music: danny elfman - theme from "edward scissorhands"

Sunday, March 14, 2004

I learned how to make a TV dinner. I shall eat like a king tonight!

A crow landed in my window the other day. It looked sick, so I let it in. I fed it, gave it a bed, and read stories to it. It died. Oh well.

I am thinking of growing a mustache. I think it would make me look cool. However, I fear that it would just tickle my victims as I move in close as I bite their neck, draining them of vital fluids in order to sustain my livliehood. Did I spell "livelihood" right? I am not sure. I would get a dictionary from my study but it is all covered in cobwebs and do not want to get my hands cobwebby, as I have just washed them. That reminds me, I need to get more soap.

St. Patrick's Day is coming up. As I am nocturnal, it appears that I will once again be missing the annual parade and festivities. Perhaps I wll be able to watch some footage from the news or something. Perhaps not. I will get drunk anyway.

current mood: cautiously optimistic

current music: magnetic fields - the flowers she sent and the flowers she said she sent

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