Vampire Joe McCarthy's Blog

I'm tired of this War on Christmas crap. This country was founded by Christians and we should celebrate Christmas whether those Jews and homos like it or not. I didn't almost die during my days as a tailgunner in WWII (that's World War II) so that we could go around chirping "Happy Holidays!" to everyone in sight. Happy Holidays. What is this bullshit? It's Christmas, damn it, CHRISTMAS!!! But oh no we have to be """politically correct""" these days THINK OF THE CHILDREN WE DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE nosirreeBob! You can't see it but I just rolled my eyes. Typical Liberal B.S. Well let me tell you something, dear reader. When I was in Senate I called 'em as I saw 'em. I didn't call anyone a "left-leaning moderate" or any of that P.C. hogwash, I called 'em what they were: traitors. Simple as that. I don't want some deranged moonbat up in my face telling me what I can and cannot say. If I was still in power, hoo boy, you'd better believe I'd throw your ass on the first plane to Zimbabwe. This is war, buster, and I've got a cold hard gun in your mouth with my finger on the trigger. "Jesus is Lord! Say it!!! SAY IT BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT PINKO!!!"

Merry Christmas.